A day in the life....

of an unemployed 25 year old two time college graduate living with her parents. It's been an exhausting day and I've only been up for 3 hours and 6 min. Started it off with signing on to the computer and checking my e-mail, where I found 6 rejection emails to jobs and an angry e-mail from an ex roommate yelling at me for standing her up on our gchat date. Yep, that ex roommate is also at home living with her parents, but she's 26! I win! I then went on to check my facebook where I really saw nothing too exciting going on, but still managed to stare at random "friends" for over an hour. So many babies, dogs, and weddings on facebook these days! I took a little break from the computer to do a little cooking. I scrambled two eggs and added a little ketchup on them then meandered over to the couch where I saw some disgusting animal give birth to some rodent looking bloody-mucus covered young and preceeded to feed the rest of my eggs (which looked like what had been birthed on television) to the dog. I know this decision will come back to haunt me for two reasons, one because I'll be hungry and too lazy to cook again and two this dog will now have tear provoking gas. Side note: I'm apparently so bored these days, that feeding the dog gives me entertainment. Like yesterday when I fed Maddie (the dog) some creamy peanut butter and laughed for 20 minutes while she licked and licked and licked. SOOOO funny! Anyway back to my computer I went, while two turtles were doing the nasty on animal planet! I know I should probably change the tv channel, but the remote is just TOO far away. So then I stopped by http://www.perezhilton.com/.... found out souljaboy was a millionaire at age 17 and watched this video of the double rainbow man who now has his own commercial.

http://perezhilton.com/2010-09-02-double-rainbow-guy-does-commercial

If you haven't seen the original. Youtube double rainbow man and you'll be in for about a 6 min laugh! Oh only if everyone could become famous and make $ simply by doing drugs and being ridiculous.

Oh crap Mom just came home yelling at me for the dishes not being done! Guess I better get going. Jealous? I thought so!

P.S. My powerball tickets were not winners! You know the ones I stopped off to buy at a random gas station on my way home from Duluth simply because I had a feeling that my luck was turning around? Where I then luckily preceeded to forget to pay for my gas and drove off and now can't remember what gas station it was. See ya in jail Lohan! Wonder if I'll get my own private cell too? Having my own place again? Oh man the possibilities!